This proves I'm not American!
If you read my homepage, you'll see that I was not born in the US. I was
born in England. And I'm just now starting to appreciate the things that
prove I am not (and never will be) American.
[I hope to update this list frequently].
- I hate Hershey's Chocolate (it tastes like paraffin)
- I detest Peanut Butter
- Grape Jelly is gross
- Even worse is a combination of the last two items: PB+J == YUCK
- Apple pies should not have cinnamon in them
- I don't understand (or pretend to) ice hockey
- Show me one person who understands the electoral college
- Guns. I don't like them and will never own one.
- Easter Eggs should be made of chocolate, not of actual eggs.
- baked beans should be served on toast, not in a casserole dish.
- sandwiches should have bread with butter, not mayonnaise
- American cheese is "cheese with a Z and a trademark" -- cheeze (tm).
Proper cheese should taste like something other than milk
Send me suggestions!
If you have any really good suggestions, send me email at hrose-web@ckdhr.com.
hrose@rocza.kei.com